tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27037291950095597682024-02-02T01:03:37.737-08:00Os Maℓa MeMAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.comBlogger120125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-80713290339363467732012-12-10T05:20:00.002-08:002012-12-10T05:20:58.848-08:00Governador Cagão<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AOsdoCH9lEU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-86414152802701177072012-10-27T05:48:00.000-07:002012-10-27T05:59:25.241-07:00Jornal Abracadabra<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g_SAlNawlVE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-24078856779881946612012-02-28T11:58:00.002-08:002012-02-28T12:06:32.807-08:00Mentiras de gordo-Estou de regime<br />-Estou fazendo uma exceção,porque nunca como sobremesa<br />-segunda-feira começo uma dieta<br />-a cada dia que passa eu sinto que minha roupa encolhe<br />-sou gordo mais sou feliz<br />-as mulheres me amam(amigay)<br />-sou gordo por o pisão<br />-não sou gordo,sou um pouco obeso<br />-a obesidade é uma doença<br />-eu como muito quando eu estou triste(e quando tem fome)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-166548583472267692012-02-14T05:53:00.001-08:002012-02-14T05:53:53.036-08:00Lutador desafia um cara da platéia e leva uma surra<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jlhqhavhMlo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-24379513395129289712012-02-11T10:43:00.000-08:002012-02-11T10:44:33.215-08:00ladrão de moto só queria um presente de natal<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ibOZlRGDb9c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-62912362899075613322012-02-11T10:40:00.000-08:002012-02-11T10:41:35.590-08:00traficante tem crise de choro em delegacia<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kXxyinotwNk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-43036078083367445282012-02-11T10:32:00.000-08:002012-02-11T10:33:35.012-08:00Que santa fé doido<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3_cFfFddhjs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-13997675920752754902012-02-09T05:15:00.000-08:002012-02-09T05:18:35.105-08:00dia de Aulas<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgddwxc8ferq1835W8JZh-9-mjSUT5tAGiaSC6IWaoQ7pApewdNXSyTsupxG93CZVVtugYjp3CFDMhu8go0mz3zVItzq2yzTePQlajd-_gdbfBJBkdCMGAw67Y38g15p6w3ZdC3_0W9MK0X/s1600/Sem+t%25C3%25ADtulo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 255px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgddwxc8ferq1835W8JZh-9-mjSUT5tAGiaSC6IWaoQ7pApewdNXSyTsupxG93CZVVtugYjp3CFDMhu8go0mz3zVItzq2yzTePQlajd-_gdbfBJBkdCMGAw67Y38g15p6w3ZdC3_0W9MK0X/s400/Sem+t%25C3%25ADtulo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5707123967230993106" /></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-27193068625661418002012-02-03T08:34:00.000-08:002012-02-03T08:41:13.280-08:00garoto para onibus para amarrar o sapato<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pNwH8dbknqQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-28221064484171376372011-12-15T09:34:00.000-08:002011-12-15T09:34:41.814-08:00Dicas de higiene de um pastor evangélico<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8oydYzcNcA8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
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<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UZXbQfajw1Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-53939543285471054582011-12-10T10:36:00.001-08:002011-12-10T10:36:30.492-08:00Laranja Irritante<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zesoa2KrSYU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-32731411792103704962011-11-26T15:38:00.000-08:002011-11-26T15:38:20.145-08:00a diferença entre segunda e sexta<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjngwwOh3kYx9lwSWOl-X06mCPBwdmY_IOMNFoMaDz09L6GSTj6tcoQ1Z61KRa7CBYZ5W4ab1TBDZStjofUUkE9BWyLyGErJDZJDQqnWByAJD3pvciFMO2-zgCfnLtrZL09e4mz72D6ZW18/s1600/Sem+t%25C3%25ADtuloww.png" imageanchor="1" style=""><img border="0" height="200" width="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjngwwOh3kYx9lwSWOl-X06mCPBwdmY_IOMNFoMaDz09L6GSTj6tcoQ1Z61KRa7CBYZ5W4ab1TBDZStjofUUkE9BWyLyGErJDZJDQqnWByAJD3pvciFMO2-zgCfnLtrZL09e4mz72D6ZW18/s400/Sem+t%25C3%25ADtuloww.png" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-34006097546354598032011-11-24T11:14:00.001-08:002011-11-24T11:14:21.486-08:00Que bruxaria é essa<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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cursor:hand;width: 176px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTFBWDWVPrb3M-k2IJim5QjY-bVC7YF9k3s9ovLAZCcppHCSmiHijnTqafcxtJJxqnphoEbycAwwHuOLq8C3-Ms0NGLMQ-4VQGRYIX0Ikipb2AiWpyT9QDGWfr3bA1FW5opgHXnY8R8neS/s400/rewrt346.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676763019338972690" /></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-56576721719668942732011-11-19T08:41:00.000-08:002011-11-19T08:42:18.981-08:00Que milagre o senhor por aqui<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRDCA5rH4LsHMeuPJMvYzN22cDgXKeIukGYAgoUcng6TUTs8Bjchb1a6BMEIFrcqZuTgDE8NsqMn1pIxTycYKDTcu5TEZqL2xUTDAuMlzZhupiX5Zs2KT5NnSLHaYHoek7azXR7aiddK-v/s1600/dona+florinda.png"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 108px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRDCA5rH4LsHMeuPJMvYzN22cDgXKeIukGYAgoUcng6TUTs8Bjchb1a6BMEIFrcqZuTgDE8NsqMn1pIxTycYKDTcu5TEZqL2xUTDAuMlzZhupiX5Zs2KT5NnSLHaYHoek7azXR7aiddK-v/s400/dona+florinda.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676747978690562914" /></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-64224999857283927542011-11-05T08:42:00.001-07:002011-11-05T08:42:38.381-07:00Isso é ser machoi<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K5kCI5H2xRE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-28976207324015852382011-10-30T13:59:00.000-07:002011-10-30T14:01:08.484-07:00Filme Surrealista<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E6sDNbE9czk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-8435281598667887012011-10-10T09:12:00.000-07:002011-10-10T09:13:33.774-07:00Grand Theft Chaves : Seu Madruga Stories<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sKc_nd3TKYY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-1784734200084409082011-10-03T14:25:00.000-07:002011-10-03T14:26:13.370-07:00curiosidades engraçadas<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; background-color: rgb(239, 242, 249); ">*Se ficares a gritar por 8 anos, 7 meses e cinco dias, terás produzido energia sonora suficiente para aquecer uma xícara de café.<br />*Se te peidares constantemente durante 6 anos e 9 meses, terá produzido gás suficiente para criar a energia de uma bomba atômica.<br />*O coração humano produz pressão suficiente para jorrar o sangue para fora do corpo a uma distância de 10 metros.<br />*O orgasmo de um porco dura 30 minutos.<br />*Uma barata pode sobreviver 9 dias sem sua cabeça até morrer de fome.<br />*Bater a cabeça contra a parede continuamente gasta em média 150 calorias por hora.<br />*O louva-deus macho não pode copular enquanto a sua cabeça estiver conectada ao corpo. A fêmea inicia o ato sexual arrancando-lhe a cabeça.<br />*A pulga pode pular até 350 vezes o comprimento do próprio corpo. É como se um homem pulasse a distância de um campo de futebol.<br />*Alguns leões se acasalam até 50 vezes num dia.<br />*As borboletas sentem o gosto com os pés.<br />*O músculo mais forte do corpo é a língua.<br />*Pessoas destras vivem em média 9 anos mais do que as canhotas.<br />*Elefantes são os únicos animais que não conseguem pular.<br />*A urina dos gatos brilha quando exposta produz luz negra.<br />*O olho de um avestruz é maior do que o seu cérebro.<br />*Estrelas-do-mar não têm cérebros.<br />*Ursos polares são canhotos.<br />*Seres humanos e golfinhos são as únicas espécies que fazem sexo por prazer.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-52405223957329393572011-09-24T11:25:00.000-07:002011-09-24T11:35:16.866-07:00Peidarão no ônibus<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3lxrx_v5DKM4Wq_r4Ewt_hagb2R8GyW5OaKFk7pTWG_QeU3RBzjNBu-tdej0_h2PGrxPoX54uoJ6emuJVWbUXoPl5wBwhVVFRDxLaqxD-FdHx3fzTouTLm4NQcOts4BW3iZpiA4jvr-6s/s1600/15_thumb6.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3lxrx_v5DKM4Wq_r4Ewt_hagb2R8GyW5OaKFk7pTWG_QeU3RBzjNBu-tdej0_h2PGrxPoX54uoJ6emuJVWbUXoPl5wBwhVVFRDxLaqxD-FdHx3fzTouTLm4NQcOts4BW3iZpiA4jvr-6s/s400/15_thumb6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5655996339727671634" /></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-88311178537965654352011-09-09T14:40:00.000-07:002011-09-10T12:25:13.017-07:00pai,vamos para o zoo<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYRTk6tFdaEYiIh-AXtcsE0Gvw1NnhUqFtZnpVeDAW3wiHZgwfETikmf1nkSpA-KDHSVlpyVr36Xp5XiysuXmAbfaZsfg3U0vcdomfdNwZwsaz29Q3Hn0wn4kFG0ODKb9iCIy_MP56qgAF/s1600/Sem+t%25C3%25ADtulo.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 306px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYRTk6tFdaEYiIh-AXtcsE0Gvw1NnhUqFtZnpVeDAW3wiHZgwfETikmf1nkSpA-KDHSVlpyVr36Xp5XiysuXmAbfaZsfg3U0vcdomfdNwZwsaz29Q3Hn0wn4kFG0ODKb9iCIy_MP56qgAF/s400/Sem+t%25C3%25ADtulo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5650478281540044658" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703729195009559768.post-77174721442077858512011-09-06T11:11:00.000-07:002011-09-06T19:55:16.011-07:00viciado em game<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8p-zdJdSso_UbXcPlKyGC-0nKRbrxP_caMEiz70B-3MhZlIgAUa38WvwEeSNkjOSybqxe7iQ4R5BQNSMFjHUUM-TpZpAY9B_DagA7ei3qCe-fXdUXNdRor-x3mGI9PhZIyvp5zgG16tXo/s1600/Sem+t%25C3%25ADtuloddddddd.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8p-zdJdSso_UbXcPlKyGC-0nKRbrxP_caMEiz70B-3MhZlIgAUa38WvwEeSNkjOSybqxe7iQ4R5BQNSMFjHUUM-TpZpAY9B_DagA7ei3qCe-fXdUXNdRor-x3mGI9PhZIyvp5zgG16tXo/s640/Sem+t%25C3%25ADtuloddddddd.jpg" width="422" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01303188301944459911noreply@blogger.com0